Aw, And You’ve Been Doing So Well Lately

Under the heading “Morning Roundup...,” under a secondary header, “Briefly Noted:”

... In Baltimore, two men get life in prison for the murder of three small children ...

Are we your briefs? This should fall under a third header, “Has No Relevance to the People of DC:” Do you briefly note happenings in Philadelphia? Atlanta? You can wear your briefs, and we’ll wear ours.